Vocab Story #1

One day Simon was walking to Subway. He was crossing the street when tiggy accelerated her semi-truck and ran him over. Permanently maiming him. He was laying on the street with no hope and many broken bones when suddenly he was enlightened on how unhealthy Subway was. So using his thumbs (the only non-broken bones in his body) he crawled home. He would never go to Subway again because of the horrible food there. When he arrived home there was a very familiar semi-truck in the driveway. He crawled into his house and was met by an innocouos tiggy meditating in front of the door. Simon attacked tiggy with all he had, just his thumbs. Sam, who was sleeping upstairs, heard the commotion and walked downstairs to find tiggy masquerading as a pro wrestler and body slamming the very broken Simon. Sam mustered up all his aplomb and punted tiggy up into the sky. She went so high she began to burn while exiting the atmosphere. She burned away until all that was left was the bun. The vicious reign of the Tig-Masta-Phunk was ended.